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Sat, 30th of August

mbti actual names

gardevorite:

ESTP: the popular kid

ESTJ: the stereotypical dad

ENTP: the person who never takes things seriously

ENTJ: the tyrant; probably the villain in books

ESFP: the louder anime main character; probably gets bad grades

ESFJ: the stereotypical mom

ENFP: the manic pixie dream girl

ENFJ: the life changing person you never see again

ISTP: the person who’s likely to be on a sports team; also a nerd

ISTJ: the studious nerd

INTP: the leader of all nerds

INTJ: the other studious nerd but competitive probably

ISFP: the girl who always doodles on her papers

INFP: the really religious person

ISFJ: the cool badass mom

INFJ: the quieter anime main character

  mbti   the stereotypical mom   with 13,385 notes
Fri, 22nd of August
  guardians of the galaxy   gif warning   good vibes   with 123,362 notes
Fri, 22nd of August

fetchist:

indie/bambi blog ✿

makeup transformations that are going to blow you away :o

  art   flowers   planner things   with 8,676 notes
Fri, 22nd of August

One helen is sufficient good looks to launch one thousand ships, and to cause the destruction by fire of an entire city. The objective standards of Ship Launching and Arson may now be used to analyze feminine beauty. […] The table below will be of assistance:

- Attohelen (ah) 10-18 helens: Light up a Lucky While Strolling past a Shipyard

- Femtohelen (fh) 10-15 helens: Burn a Dinner Candle & Spit a Toothpick into a Water Glass

- Picohelen (ph) 10-12 helens: Barbecue a Couple of Steaks & Toss an Inner Tube Into the Pool

- Nanohelen (nh) 10-9 helens: Send the Old Man on a Canoe Trip & Build a Good Roaring Blaze in the Fireplace

- Microhelen (µh) 10-6 helens: Christen a Motor Boat & Start a Grass Fire

- Millihelen (mh) 10-3 helens: Launch One Homeric Warship & Burn Down a House

- Centihelen (ch) 10-2 helens: Incinerate a City Block & Launch Christopher Columbus’ Entire Fleet: The “Niña” (40 tons), the “Pinta” (50 tons) and the “Santa Maria” (100 tons)

- Decihelen (dh) 10-1 helens: Torch the Central Business District of Oakland, California, & Launch the Clipper Ship “Flying Cloud” (1783 tons)

- Helen (h): Raze One City & Launch the WWI US Battleship “Delaware” (20,000 tons)

- Dekahelen (dah) 10 helens: Oversee the Incendiary Bombing of Ten Cities and Launch the Aircraft Carriers “Theodore Roosevelt” (91,487 tons) and “Dwight D. Eisenhower (91,487 tons)

- Hectohelen (hh) 102 helens: Instigate a Major Modern Conflict & Launch the Oil Platform “Stratfjord B” (with ballast, 899,360 tons), the Supertanker “Seawise Giant” (624,038 dead- weight tonnage); the Oil/Ore Carrier “World Gala” (282,460 dwt tonnage) and the Bulk-Ore Tanker “Hoei Maru” (208,000 dwt tonnage)

- Kilohelen (kh) 103 helens: Launch the Equivalent of One Million Greek Warships & Spark a Nuclear Confrontation

- Megahelen (Mh) 106 helens: Launch the Equivalent of One Billion Greek Warships & Blow Up the World

- Gigahelen (Gh) 109 helens: Launch the Equivalent of One Trillion Greek Warships & Destroy the Solar System

- Terahelen (Th) 1012 helens: Launch the Equivalent of One Thousand Trillion Greek Warships and Make Serious Inroads on the Welfare of the Galaxy

It is to be hoped that beauty exceeding the Hectohelen class evades even the most ambitious.

—   the Table of Helens and Equivalents, from “ON THE INEFFICIENCY OF BEAUTY CONTESTS, & A SUGGESTION FOR THEIR MODERNIZATION." by David Lance Goines.   —
  oh   whoa   words   helen of troy   reference   with 3,140 notes
Wed, 13th of August

so-personal:

everything personal♡

  good vibes   misc   queue   with 71,469 notes
Tue, 12th of August
❝ Don’t judge a book by its cover? NO! People judge books by their cover! They fucking do it. They MUST judge books by covers!!! I am a designer! That’s what we do! TO MAKE PEOPLE JUDGE AND INTERESTED BY THE COVER! ❞
—   my cousin, art student (via toroheicho)   —
  re: avey   me in ten years bye   with 28,447 notes
Tue, 12th of August
Tue, 12th of August

englishsnow:

mrmrsglobetrot

  photography   long post   the sea   ch: corinne   inspo   with 13,039 notes
Tue, 12th of August

margraery:

But the air was never sweet enough
Oh, the air was never sweet.

"Perhaps in some other life I could have refused, could have torn my hair and screamed, and made him face his choice alone. But not in this one. He would sail to Troy, and I would follow, even in death."

  frick   the song of achilles   long post   with 584 notes
Tue, 12th of August

Anna Kendrick Birthday Countdown

» Day Two: Favorite Tweets

  anna kendrick   bae   long post   with 137,878 notes